Happy Monday, everyone. Melissa here, and man-oh-man, am I excited to kick off our new topic: HOT FOR TEACHER! I think we’re all psyched about this rotation here at Honestly YA. Well, everyone but Jen, who attended an all-girls school staffed by nuns. Sorry, Jen. I’m sure you’ll think of something when it’s your turn to post. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! J
Now on with the show!
In a female-dominated field like education, it’s unusual to come across a male hottie, but this rare bird does exist. And if you’re anything like me, all learning comes to a screeching halt when that fine specimen walks into the room. You suck in your tummy, flash your pearly whites, and flip your hair. Maybe even thrust out those B-cups. Or ink a hidden message onto your eyelids, like this besotted gal:
|Source: Indiana Jones Wiki|
I think we all know that nobody can compete with the tantalizing Doctor Jones, but ladies, I give you a close second: the subject of my high school crush, guidance counselor extraordinaire, Mr. B! (Whose name I’ve withheld so y’all can’t stalk his fine arse.)
|Oh, Mr. B, you smexy beast!|
Trust me when I say this yearbook photo does him NO JUSTICE WHATSOEVER. Let me paint you a better picture: thick waves of ebony hair, electric-blue eyes, a delightfully-crooked smile, and most of all…a THICK SCOTTISH BROGUE! Yeah, that’s right, girls. He was Scottish, born and bred! Maybe you didn’t hear me. MY GUIDANCE COUNCELOR WAS FROM SCOTLAND! Sa-woon!
You’re fanning your cheeks, aren’t you? It’s understandable.
I had a serious case of The Hots for Mr. B. I’m ashamed to tell you how many times I approached my math teacher and said, “Can I go see the counselor?” Sniffle, sniffle. Blink, blink. “I’m having personal problems.”
The sweet-but-gullible old guy would write me a pass, and I’d spend the next forty-five minutes making sh*t up so I could listen to Mr. B talk. Oh, I could listen to that velvet voice all day long and never tire of it.
Of course, Mr. B and I weren’t meant to be. He had an equally gorgeous Scottish wife, and I was only seventeen. But he certainly made an impact on me, and for that, I thank him!
Now it’s your turn! Who was your Hot-for-Teacher crush?
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